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You know the way the news flows is going is Trump will soon cancel student loan debt and give free Medicare for all and claim that it was his idea all along ?

 

Well, he saw this pandemic coming before basically everyone else; or so he claims.  :D

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/17/trump-dissed-coronavirus-pandemic-worry-now-claims-he-warned-about-it.html

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"All countries eventually got coronavirus

But China got it right off the bat."

 

"As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2-week quarantine.

Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office."

 

"Just been to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask

I asked, "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

 

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter.""

 

"We are 11 days into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules."

 

"I've noticed lately that women prefer men at least 6' away."

 

"I went into a pharmacy and asked, “what gets rid of Coronavirus?”

The assistant replied “ammonia cleaner” I said “I’m sorry, I thought you worked here”"

 

"I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back

Nobody laughed at first, but eventually, everyone got it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I guess this is humorous in a "laugh instead of cry" sort of manner:

 

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The poor guy believed the liberal talking points that money is all that matters in politics and that you could just buy an election.  That was only for public consumption to push campaign finance reform it wasn't supposed to be taken literally.

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Trump as Captain of the Titanic

1.) There is no iceberg.

2.) We won't hit an iceberg.

3.) I knew it was an iceberg before anyone knew.

4.) No one knows icebergs better than I do.

5.) The Penguins brought the iceberg here.

6.) No one could have predicted the iceberg.

7.) We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship. Engines running fine!

8.) The crew spreads fake news about the iceberg.

9.) Some of you have to drown.

10. We did get our ship hull breached by an iceberg, but the restaurant and bar are open

11.) I am the best Captain, ask anyone.

 

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12) We will be in the harbor by Easter

13) Engine crew is to blame that the ship is not moving full ahead

14) This was a very brilliant iceberg. It evaded our shallows detection.

 

15) Good News! I have put my son in law in charge of the rescue boats!

16) We have more rescue boats than we need, but they aren’t for everyone.

17) They say, the water isn’t that cold.

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12) We will be in the harbor by Easter

13) Engine crew is to blame that the ship is not moving full ahead

14) This was a very brilliant iceberg. It evaded our shallows detection.

 

15) Good News! I have put my son in law in charge of the rescue boats!

16) We have more rescue boats than we need, but they aren’t for everyone.

17) They say, the water isn’t that cold.

 

18.) The parachutes really work as flotation devices. My lawyer told me this.

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