LC Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 We have so many contentious threads here in the politics section, perhaps some humor could lighten the mood? I'll kick it off. Meet Trump's new national security advisor: https://preview.redd.it/kyimm9j72tl31.png?width=471&auto=webp&s=8cb4fb637f8832ce046dc78d32a2d04c55ff5dda ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkbabang Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 A great slide show. Starting with "John Bolton Arrives In Office Excited To See So Many Familiar Wars" and ending with "John Bolton Consoles Self That At Least He Didn’t Help To Make World Safer Place" SLIDESHOW America Ends Negotiations With Bloodthirsty Warlord: A Look Back At John Bolton's Time In The Trump Administration https://politics.theonion.com/america-ends-negotiations-with-bloodthirsty-warlord-a-1838014761 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwericb Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 “I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.” ― George W. Bush November 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 “I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.” ― George W. Bush November 2004 I guess the one finger salute wasn't welcoming enough? ;D While we're on the topic, remember the "Trump handshake" stuff? https://i.imgur.com/JBtqU4m.gifv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwericb Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 That was great LC, I'm still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 Pence's visit to Iceland: https://i.imgur.com/MRWHT2Y.jpg This one is on David Koch: https://i.redd.it/3thiisdajdi31.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkbabang Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 “I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.” ― George W. Bush November 2004 Speaking of W. and how he was welcomed in foreign countries. This one never gets old: https://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 Real recognize real! https://i.imgur.com/zRX822A.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted September 17, 2019 Author Share Posted September 17, 2019 https://i.redd.it/a1rsrnounym31.jpg And the best part - Trump predicted it himself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hda7Sd1MPzY&feature=youtu.be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meiroy Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1176339522113679360 LOL! (watch the video... then read it again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 https://i.redd.it/dd9a3vd4wyo31.jpg Everything you need to know about Lindsey Graham :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spekulatius Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 It’s early in the day, but here we go: https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/wine-pairings-for-any-impending-impeachment-scenario-12c78a89a590 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkbabang Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 It’s early in the day, but here we go: https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/wine-pairings-for-any-impending-impeachment-scenario-12c78a89a590 I'm not a wine guy, so I'll stick with Sam Adams on draft watching the system burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Lol! He is awesome! He knows that he is pissing off a lot of people and he is rubbing it in their face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 https://i.redd.it/9i3hker7mrq31.jpg 8) 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkbabang Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 What did Californians use to light their homes before candles? Electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying "No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a damn whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump. The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkbabang Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Survival Tip https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1157601922783830018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meiroy Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 We mashed up @BarackObama ’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump ’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Straight from the horse's mouth: https://i.imgur.com/J6qmUWb.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 Not really humorous but pretty quippy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castanza Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Democrats and Republicans will use your tax dollars efficiently and effectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rkbabang Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Someone posted this to FB and I couldn't stop laughing. It was the picture attached to this message (look at that first) and then the text: I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. I have studied it better than anybody else. It’s very expensive. They are made in China and Germany mostly. —Very few made here, almost none, but they are manufactured, tremendous —if you are into this— tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint — fumes are spewing into the air. Right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air their air everything — right? A windmill will kill many bald eagles. After a certain number they make you turn the windmill off. That is true. —By the way they make you turn it off. And yet, if you killed one they put you in jail. That is OK. You want to see a bird graveyard? You just go. Take a look. A bird graveyard. Go under a windmill someday, you’ll see more birds than you’ve ever seen in your life. ~ D. Trump 12/21/2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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