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Alabama Passes New Law Requiring Mandatory Vasectomies For All Male Residents!


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The new bill also certifies that all pregnancies will occur only by artificial insemination.  If a pregnancy occurs while residing in Alabama through conventional conjugal contact, both the man and woman will be convicted for 99 years in prison. 

 

Opponents of the bill called it "reckless, archaic and just no fun!"  Supporters of the bill, including U.S. Vice President Mike Pence, announced..."I'm moving to Alabama...Mother and I already have separate beds, but she still touches me sometimes!" 

 

Alabama's Governor stated, "We just felt that if you are going to get knocked up, it should be a decision that is well thought out and should be decided by both the mother and father.  Can you imagine if we only put the burden of such a thing on only one of them?  These are lives we are talking about...both born and unborn!  A just God would want it this way."  Cheers!

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We just felt that if you are going to get knocked up, it should be a decision that is well thought out and should be decided by both the mother and father

More like sister and brother  :o :o :o

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